And say you know something? Listen, you can go back further than that. Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn’t count them? If a fetus is a human being, how come when there’s a miscarriage they don’t have a funeral? If a fetus is a human being, how come people say “we have two children and one on the way” instead of saying “we have three children?” People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous process. Now, is a fetus a human being? This seems to be the central question. But let’s get back to this abortion shite. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shite out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen. Here’s another question I have: how come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we’re better than chickens… See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cuz chickens are decent people.
Light yourself on FIRE!! C’mon, you moral crusaders, let’s see a little smoke.
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You know, morally committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a goddamn demonstration, didn’t they?! They knew how to put on a fricking protest.
And, you won’t see a lot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire.
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Pro-life… You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uteruses, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Conservatives don’t give a shite about you until you reach “military age”. If you’re preborn, you’re fine if you’re preschool, you’re fricked.
No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. After that, they don’t want to know about you. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to frick in the first place, huh? Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn.
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